Sunday, January 16, 2011

[Wonderful Tietu] spoof of that arena (with the classic dialogue Swordsman 40)

 This play? ranked first.
Ming Kwan small town inn with the blessing and wife Tong Xiangyu Stingy was good and good but timid waiter Baizhan Tang martial arts, the heroes of odd jobs Guo Furong is the daughter of the standard , Annette reckoning only got lucky hit Legend of Martial Arts Fei, Yue Fei and singer Faye Wong, Tong Xiangyu Stingy ridiculed by guys: I would say three words l Li Taizui less salt r! interpreted the post-modern comedy reached a pinnacle. She is simply a female version of the weekly star. br> up to 80 sets, humor, wisdom, a small spark flashed everywhere, No big stars do not battle each other in the ; dormitory room in Xiaofan reflection br> Mom! not hungry, you hungry you Xiangyu speaking, Xiangyu you make soup.
not been to the world you go to the second spring. I listen to anybody about the second. In the second next spring have a clear view of the second. In view of the road, there are two priests. They like to play erhu in the second next spring, song is called Reflection of the Moon.
This is the Sanskrit, the first word is you .

old white fans: do you yuba, edges to
old white: To do the work of fire alarm and corrosion
dispensers: Corrosion?
old White: Well
prevent food decay Jiang Chao Li Dazui mm decorated martial arts school all day when fantasy heroes, that is not a good cook, make the meal unpalatable dead
61.
arena Monthly
for the description of a scholar with the secular heroes out of tune, like a like a mystery man, a lonely but a deep feeling of travelers hh wealth as dirt, as the glory as of the proud intellectual hh know how to enjoy life a wise man, a real man who lives hh this is he a born in rivers and lakes, known in the Final Combat Chodo What was his name hh hh Huang Jin Baibi buy songs to laugh, a light princes drunk put the years, how poetic name hh face setbacks in life, and groundless accusations, Lvda Xia's choice, they Cantabile sings hh you hurt me, I laugh it off.
Shiren En Hui is calm and collected, all the gratitude of the invisible, so a broad mind, how can we not admirable? Xi Guo Jing Yang Guo, unreasonable WC, Qiao Feng Duan Yu, a bit old-fashioned, great master unassailable, knew only hard to purdah embroidered birds hh
problem, then a big crisis, as long as can use wisdom to solve, he must not hh resort to force his heart of hearts, filled with awe and gratitude for life, his intelligent eyes, the sparkling glory of mercy is not romantic wang hh young people in the Lv Daxia around, hot and full of expectant eyes, everywhere can be seen, and even lingering charm of the pretty widow hh widow, and even given their lives and promising his radical words and actions, this situation is only one answer hh Lvtai Xia you behave!
Yuen Tai mm is often decorated with Annette before The Master said, all the time, in fact, no one is a hundred scholars used, physically very weak but a lucky hit the ground mixture to a the number of sheets to scrape together a)
one low-key one, is the pretense, but low-key life, that is, noble aspirations and not in cahoots with the secular concerns hh dog had no tail grass, due to their own efforts, even the completion of a Lotus hh lightness finds hopelessly fall in order to save those girls do not understand Lvda Xia enduring secular eyes, endured being poked spine of frustration, time and again extended a warm and powerful hand hh < br> a spoiled daughter of wealthy, in order to Lvda Xia, put aside at all, thousands of miles away arrived here, this is how she sees the charm ah hh children can not suffer, no matter how poor is not poor education, these two simple and powerful words concern for the fate that has been echoed in the hearts of Lvtai Xia hh homes for the people, to business music industry, he ruined hh is also without any hesitation that he's unselfish, think of others, Xiangong after the private, his own desires and demand, put the last one, so people are not heroes, who else is it?
Wang Shasha decorated Mo rumors Beckham mm rivers and lakes is a Monster, in fact, a love of truancy and just want to eat the candied fruit little girl would
62.
Monthly arena description of Mo Beckham
I met with the Five Sacred Mountains of the initial leader of an alliance, even unimaginable brutality was in a tense confrontation between hh after the outbreak of the limbs and linguistic conflict, and the scene was out of control hh strong build of a mysterious woman Bangtaiyaoyuan stature of the author's personal attacks were tragic hh kicked in after a while stormy, the author is seriously wounded and dying as hh
a lonely single woman, she often felt lonely, inner passion, like fire burning in hh of her heart, a thousand times groaning, calling, Musical Yes, you are not hungry too heavy hh stresses of life, has lost her common sense at least, a bloom of the rose, hh dying to hear this does not listen, as the saying Jianpai leaders, often in the spirit of Mo head of state out of control MO hh
head of the homework, hundred percent completed by others dare not from hh, hh frivolous unruly force onslaught head-down Mo, the President has been generous vertical became negative examples hh
put the years and the Wolf dance, head of the MO into a precocious young girl hh because of premature loss of parents, not her due affection and care, the precocious young girl, becomes overly sensitive and vulnerable, and even according to some autistic hh insider revealed, MO hh head of his childhood as oppressive as gifted, extraordinary understanding, so that in a short time she realized the true meaning of martial hh But who can claim that the talent will not make MOK palm Door to be a scourge of rivers and lakes harming it mo hh head that the author uncover the mystery of the moment, vicious curse predictable, such as the accompanying video, the visit brought to the risk of unforeseen tragic prelude hh only just opened, hidden behind the head of the evil Mo truth, let us wait and see!
As education malpractice, head of the Mo lack of basic courtesy, repeatedly in the course of conversation the seeds of violence hh Hunran sleep in her young mind deeply taken root, lotus flower lightness finds this to be turned into a dog's tail grass hh
an ulterior motive of the Hong Men Banquet, head of Mozambique's behest in quietly, waiting for me, is life? is dead? Let us wait and see hh
63.
(Previously Abstract: Beckham to tease Xiangyu, and stir up the feelings of the old white and Xiangyu)
(old white anger into the backyard, Xiangyu come in hot pursuit)
old white: (angry) matter has now, do you follow me?!
Xiangyu: (worried) exhibition hall, you listen to me, not me To blind date, it is arranged to Beckham ah hh
old white: (pause, looking at Xiangyu) David Beckham did what you? you when I was a hundred and fifty ah?!
Xiangyu: (worried) This, this is her treacherous it! I was wrong Well hh
old white: (suspected) you really wrong?
Xiangyu: (wronged) you want to do, I have dated other people, and also phase Well what pro-hh
old white: (flatly) I do not believe hh (micro-Dayton) Xiangyu, you find a good man to marry a bar hh
Xiangyu: (angrily) You heartless, you shameless, you vexatious! < br> old white: you will not ruthless, not shameless, do not vexatious?
Xiangyu: Where I am relentless, where shameless, where vexatious?
old white: (angry) What seems to be heartless, what does not shameless, where not vexatious?!
Xiangyu: I even no matter how cruel, no matter how outrageous, no matter how vexatious, it will not be more ruthless than you, more outrageous, more provocative!!
old white: good I'll give you that heartless, shameless, vexatious to see!!
Xiangyu: (smug smile) Well, finally admitted his ruthless, shameless, vexatious, right?
old white: (angry) I even ruthless Even shameless, even provocative, but also by your ruthless, shameless, vexatious to force out!!
Xiangyu: (angry) to your ruthless, shameless, vexatious!!
(night passed)
old white: (hoarseness, weakness) you only cruel, you only shameless, you only vexatious hh
Xiangyu: (hoarseness, weakness) you be so heartless, then so shameless, then so vexatious hh (rooster crow, Xiangyu heard this, take a look at the sky) should also wash sleep hh
(closing credits, the old white no money, lost a lot more harm than scholar, Xiangyu to think of ways to make money the old white scholar also, so both of them quarreled)
old white: I say you this man ye so ruthless, shameless, vexatious it?
Xiangyu: Then you would not ruthless, not shameless, not vexatious?
old white: Where I am heartless , where shameless, where a vexatious?
Xiangyu: everywhere you heartless, are shameless, are vexatious hh
old white: you only around ruthless, shameless everywhere, everywhere vexatious it!
Xiangyu: Do not Everywhere I go I thought you said that ruthless, are shameless, are vexatious, I was both ruthless, are shameless, are deliberately provocative!
old white: Just because you everywhere, relentless, shameless everywhere, everywhere, vexatious, why you around relentlessly, everywhere shameless, everywhere vexatious!
64.
old sentence: It is not clear soup noodles. This is not a clear soup noodles. This is not a clear soup noodles.
This is the Shansi surface. This is the Shansi surface. This is the Shansi surface.
This is not a small pickle. This is not a small pickle. This is not a small pickles.
Fei Chang This is slip. This is a slip Fei Chang. This is a slip broth. (to eat)
Who is this slip of the broth Pinch salt so crisp so how?
65.
white (on the soulful Tong): close to me of! Oh, Zhang good
CHRISTINE: wrong, I do not Zhang, My name is Christine
68.
Tony: Who?
White: I, you jade tree in the degree of elegant white brother!
69.
old White: Ladies and gentlemen.
Guo: you people.
White Guo: Good afternoon everyone. (hold all the chicken applause)
old white: Welcome to the same Fu Inn, participate in the first Chicken King Competition.
Guo: the vast sky, and gave birth to our history and civilization.
old white: Time flies, makes our hard work and kindness.
Guo: a clear sky in this piece, we chant singing.
old white: in this vast land, we fly. (crowd applause)
Guo: Here are the contest, please criminal sergeant special guest speech, applauded again.
criminal cop: at the outset, ah, I was to speak for Lou magistrate. He as busy and can not arrived on the scene, so asked me to, and through my , to extend my sincere apologies to the organizing committee, applauded ah. (all applause) and I wish every one here, no, that each only. (Laughter) serious for a serious point. each player for success. hope everyone in the race, race out of style, the level of competition, the most important thing is, race out of grace. Do not open defecation ah, otherwise good clean-up Yo-site.
dispensers: or old criminal who know the pain Oh. < br> Criminal cop: Do not sentimental, and dare to fight in the game, or trying to fight who shall be no survivors. (his sword) Oh, I said the chicken.
old White: to the old criminal applause.
criminal arrest head: I declare the first session of the Chicken King Competition, now. (everyone applauded)
decorated Fan Ming Xing Butou
70.
old white: first, the weight is not less than eight pounds.
dispensers: eight pounds, that are no geese blanket?
old white: you do not set the threshold a little higher, you who go out. Second, the tail hair can not be shorter than five inches.
dispensers : you said it was pheasant.
old white: no less than four paws. chicken ah.
All: nonsense.
old white: it changed, claws can not be shorter than four inches. < br> dispensers: four-inch was not a hawk it? you toss it to you. and so sudden, you any trouble, the devil's to give you clean up.
old white: then write, ah, no less than thirty feet altitude .
71.
white scholar to teach this to Guo said:
know why the flowers are fragrant you?

it is because you know why leaves are green, you?
That is because you
know why it is bad you fart?
it is because I
scholar of Guo said:
know why the flowers are fragrant you?
it is I
know why leaves are green, you?
it or because I
know why it is bad you fart?
it is because the old white
ha ha ha
72. < br> old punishment: the people inside to listen, someone reported that you made here, some tofu, eggs, this behavior has severely affected food and clothing the people living around. The cop in this solemn warning, surrender tofu egg release hostages, this is your only way out, I repeat, surrender tofu eggs, the release of the hostages.
Xiao Jian Yan Primary Six mm Laoxing decorated apprentice
73.
Guo: Hi, is the you eat garlic, smoked die I want to be alive
scholar: first, you made me black and blue
Guo: Do you bite me first
scholar: You started pulling my ears first
Guo : Cheuk you curse me first
bar scholar: you hurt my hand, but also lied to me wash your hands before using pepper
Guo: Did you put garlic in the bowl of my first
scholar pepper : Yes hand you Fenjincuogu hurt my arm first
Guo: Yes, you attack me first
74.
(scholar of the mouth of David Beckham Guo complain complain) < br> Guo: You say what you say he was a scholar who ah
: I am a reasonable notice of, what words can not properly say, why me under this murderous ah
Guo: Attack me no problem, I dare to tell the black-like, hey, you see he installed askew pitiful
scholar: she is practicing martial arts two days, Well, what did
Guo manner: he Well do not read the book in two days, who never had ah
scholar: the day to know bullying, Guo
Causing loss of lives: the day proper for us to know, whining
scholar: to have a skill Guo
off to catch a thief: you have that capability in a move off to
scholar: so vulgar still so rude
Kuo: So selfish is also so antiquated
scholar: she was still a woman you
Guo: he still a man you
scholar: This scum
Guo: This scum
Chorus: I Pooh!
mouth: you you you you bah I'm doing here
Beckham: you you you you bah I doing here
74.
Guo: really live up to the feelings I have for you a friendship mm mm mm film friendship friendship friendship mm} {echo classic
75.
Beckham: I see your eyes seem like much despised, and then screwed up his little eyes, and then squint, then squint, right, right, and thus, do not move the
Guo : This is the contempt you, this seems to be short-sighted thing
Becks: You do not have facial expressions of light, ah, should add a little body language
Guo: body language? how ah
Beckham added: follow me ah, sneer, squint at the same time shrugging, yes, yes, more practice times ah. I give you the number of the two three four, two thousand two hundred thirty-four, plus substantial, again
76. < br> Treasurer: (smug in the mirror) what a Biyuexiuhua, fish, birds, peerless beauty child
Kuo: the treasurer, yo, oh, you begin to make-up, wow, red cheeks, hello ah ass like a monkey
dispensers: like the monkey butt before you, you still Hericium
Guo monkey monkey paw: it was the old white
78.
Guo: Identify and make certain? < br> scholar: I do not deny the negative and negative.
79.
mouth: God, If I could live long enough to see her again, I would prefer from the blind
Whelan: Will you have any vacancies
mouth: Whelan?
Whelan: Do you remember my name ah
mouth: (biting hands) ah, you, a little wait ah. God, I just said that blindness is began to lose its name, if you later who then called me to whom I am anxious Matches
80.
Guo: The world is so wonderful, I do so angry, this is not good, not good
81.
Guo Furong VS Annette Lu was
ROUND1 FIGHT
: moving a table, took five seconds, moving a bench, took three seconds, I ask, all the desks and chairs to move downstairs to the first, time-consuming How long?
e ~ d ~ c ~ b ~ a ~ time!
Guo: Five tables, twenty bench, a total of eighty-five seconds!
Lui: wrong! you forget Photo!
Guo Furong VS Annette was
ROUND2 FIGHT
Guo: If I wash ten times a month bath, then ask how many times a year, I have to wash bath?
Lui: hundred and twenty times!
Guo: wrong! one hundred and ten times.
Lu: Why ah?
Guo: the first month not to take a bath ~ ha ~ yeah! yeah!
Guo Furong VS Annette was
ROUND3 FIGHT
Lui: big mouth to eat three meals a day, every meal three buns, I ask, how much he eats bread in March a total of?
Guo: three meals per day, multiplied by three bread, multiplied by three, multiplied by thirty days, a total of 810 bread!
Lu: wrong! is 270! I said, March is March, not months, haha ~ < br> VS Annette Guo Furong only
ROUND4 FIGHT
Guo: If I can shoot you dead three palm, beat up every shot, you will be screams: you die before you say a few words?
Lui: I refuse to answer this question.
Guo: it counted as abstaining.
Lu: Well screams three times, each time three words a total of twelve characters.
Guo: wrong, is nine characters!
Lu: Why?
Guo: First palm down, palm down,
Guo Furong VS Annette Lu was
ROUND5 FIGHT
: If I won the champion, the Emperor give me silver bullet, I stab your sword, you will scream loudly: Before you die, said thirty-six thousand words.
Guo: too toxic, right?
Lui: I have not finished yet! and I actually just stabbed two swords, and why?
Guo: This hh it can not be!
Lui: how impossible? I pierce your sword you say: the word. often subject to bullying weak woman, beautiful but no love to patronize
82.
unparalleled
poems read to mouth in January I turned all that is not salvation by the barrel, only to touch your finger < br> year I knock the dust is not the long head of pilgrims to embrace, only to close to the warmth of your
Shiwandashan that I, I scanned, not to repair the afterlife, the only way to meet with you
83.
old white: (picks up a bottle) This medicine can not eat, expired hh
Xiangyu: (laughing) That you have to sell?!
old white: anyway also eat dead people hh
Xiangyu: (blank) ah?
old white: (see Xiangyu reaction wrong, busy changed to) eat the dead to save him I would give back! Oh hh
Xiangyu : If the heart is dead, you can save up?
old white: (from the table and pick out a bunch of kits handed Xiangyu) Quick save the pill, take it home to try!
Xiangyu: useless hh (old white heard, the hands of the kits to the death throws) her heart as long as the ashes of the old white hh
: (a heap pick a pack from the kits and gave Gordon Yu) Dan soul back nine, one down, that is reincarnated can hook the wits back!
Xiangyu: she not dead yet hh
(old white heard, turn the hands behind the kits to fling, the pick up a bottle from the side)
old white: Wear loose bone rot gut, this drug combined with just the drugs, (finger on the ground) two drugs together to eat, while her students while death Half-Life!
Xiangyu: (anxious) Oh, how you heard do not understand?! I said, disheartened the hh is the heart hh I see it! (put down the bottle, picked up another bottle, and gave Xiangyu) Delicate resuscitation Dan, the product is used and other valuable traditional Chinese medicine Angelica bezoar made of long-term use, can enhance human intelligence, but also can improve human immunity, after taking three courses, and then stupid stubborn children were able to live together, you can do! stars of the future is what you might Oh!
Xiangyu: (look at the bottle, down) Come on, I dare you, to keep my widowed now live!
84.
(Guo and scholar rap)
scholar: a relationship even end at this moment deep inside between the helpless feeling better and would like to ask you to leave later, also if, like me, somewhat sad, haha hold on let me
check the beat
Kuo: How long love hate how long, obviously in love have to break up, the fate of elusive and wanted to say to you, the next time you Duozhen Chong, good memories and I will remember that his experience as a valuable, well ~
Nananananana a he .. ye ~
scholar: Wandering alone, termination love games, this feeling of love from soletrs party
Guo: forget the past, ye ~ heart of love letters in the corner can u see O can u see
scholar: to warm pair of hands holding you, want to hold you walk around the stop-
Guo: a sleeping mat hot days, cold weather, add pieces of clothing
scholar: gentle eyes and whisper into the beautiful twinkling of an eye memories, OK, OK OK, OK .. (nannanana) Okay, okay okay
still lead: not here, this fight, do not fight do not fight, trekking trip
85 .
{{storyteller}}
Kwok reversing black and white in mind】 【
Kuo: Tell me who you ask good, Pirates of the holy is what people?
Pirates in the words of the holy
General Government has a Yuci Fuyuan Kowloon Cup,
old white left a bar: a three-shift that I come and go tomorrow night.
Fuyuan General immediately to deploy the elite eight hundred.
the Manor House Circuit may be in several tiers.
to a three-shift, Clapper sound just a bit,
cup in full view of Kowloon,
suddenly disappeared ~
remember】 【exaggeration
Guo: It was a pitch-dark night,
old white mouth on the mountain all the way along,
What do you think he saw?
so thick pine ah,
beat cut down the middle!
such a thick quartzite, it also grows moss,
beat down shot to pieces,
winds, have the form of powder was ~
record】 【nonsense
Guo: Ji who is? Pirates of God!
hands are bloody records wicked ah!
suddenly forced to come up so personal, you panic do not panic?
tell the truth, I panic, Soft calf scared friends!
Zaiqiao people Lvda Xia, with an unconcerned.
considered complete account, the abacus strong flick, stroke of the pen,
the floor a little ink thrown out .
know why he want to do this?
every drop of ink dots that step,
ten drops of it is ten steps.
people stepping on dots does not close the mouths pressed for a step down, br> step on the last step,
Ji just put one into just a corner.
is at this time, Ji a cartwheel,
the air and then twist back flip and then three thousand eight Baidu,
and then three thousand six Baidu, later vacated,
Thomas, his two hundred and fifty completed a full set of all spin action.
difficulty factor ten, the average score of 9.999.
in flood cheers and applause,
Lvtai Xia rushed forward a stride,
is a direct, from the throat through.
pop click on the spray of blood came, and every drop of blood,
just covering dots just above,
not leak a drop,
with exactly the same shape!
86.
scholar: I just wanted to ask you, have you been to the world the first ; spring na?
Guo: Huishan that
scholar: ah
Guo: Never
scholar: I have not visited, I heard spoken of ; times
Guo: Second
scholar: that is, two, and the world the first scholar: it may be three clear view, this is unimportant, and Taoism, there are ; II Tony: hard to re-insurance, only when he is two face
homogeneous skin: and the king of mutual encouragement!
88.
old punishment: the peace of the people to a party, eat more bitter, I do not care, by more tired, I can always face. This is me, an ordinary Putou, the voice.
89.
Primary Six: help me take care of my master and his three confirm, niece!
Warriors: help me take care of my big brothers and his fiancee's sister sub!
90.
mouth: left Dragon, White Tiger right, you're a hundred and fifty.
91.
Primary Six: words can be used simply to describe
all: heinous
small six: four
everyone again: brutal
92.
Treasurer: hungry served you, you hungry and lost hungry, almost worship you.
93.
old white: Lipstick mm oral to catch a little red action!
94.
Treasurer: Editor's Note Well, give birth to a baby blanket all of the bride
Editor's Note Well, give birth to a baby are filled with soy sauce a
Editor's Note Well, give birth to a baby die of old age are the
95.
(LV) end of a relationship even this moment of heart was good between the helpless would like to ask you if want me to leave the future will be some sad aha hold on let me
check the beat
(Guo) love love long obviously hate how long people have to break up the fate of Elusive want to tell you the next day you Duozhen Chong memories I will remember it as a valuable experience
(LV) end alone feeling helpless feeling of love this game so far so let's party
(Guo) love letters to forget the past in mind the corner can u see
(Lu) would like to hold your little hand to hold a pair of warm, stop-you walk around
(Guo) days of hot, add cold weather sleeping mat pieces of clothing
(LV) and the soft-spoken gentle eyes twinkling of an eye turned into a beautiful memory OK, OK OK, OK OK, OK
96.
White: Keguan, first of all please accept my sincere blessing.
97.
dispensers: the original domestic strongest acting camp is that you
White: What acting school, you say who is the acting camp! This does not curse it? (Shuai the camera a bit) I am the idol of the
98.
Laoxing: What
all: is your head ah
old punishment: the ah, and there does not hold water is also
99.
dispensers: the shop section 23 of Regulation No private tipping and jewelry
Guo Furong: Why do not I know?
dispensers: I just provided
100.
white: the red Wudang Virtual Road, advised her to half a day long, non-do not listen, who is also called the Soke tube, pipe Shaolin abbot called Tulv, Xuan Jing Shi Tai Emei School came to smooth things over, she not only do not appreciate, but is valid and asked the relationship between the three?

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